Heartthrob Evolution

Ed's Note: Hahahaha!!! Ang dami ko natutunan dito.

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This is a stupid entry, if you're not into stupidity and nonsense stop right now or forever hold your peace. This isn't an attempt to show my witty side, not even an attempt to be plain funny. It's just that the urge to write about something stupid is unbearable that i had to give in.
Through the years, I observed that not a lot of people know the Hcorrect spelling of HEARTTHROB. I'm not judging them, i think it's really confusing. But thanks to these booboos i found inspiration to write something that will satisfy my craving for absurdity.

Hearthrob -- the more common spelling. the synnergy of the words heart and throb. i think among the incorrect spellings, this is the most acceptable and expected. A hearthrob will have to be someone that makes another person's heart throb faster. in fact, it's so fast that the other "t" got lost along the way. (e.g. "Ohmigosh, Bam Aquino's here, he's such a hearthrob! --the girl here is hyperventilating and palpitating at the same time)

Heartrob -- this one's easy, if you're a heartrob, chances are, you get to rob other people's hearts. Though the more correct term would have to be heart robber. heart rob is the word's verb form. (e.g. Bam Aquino heartrobs Eunice's heart.) The occurence of such phenomenon is a heartrobbery.

Heartrub /Heartrubber -- ok, a heartrub is a person who seem to "touch" another person's heart, this thus explains the rubbing motion. It's like the caressing of hearts (tonight i need your sweet caress, hold me in the darkness) But just like the Heartrob, the more correct term is heartrubber. (e.g. i think i'm falling for him, he touches my heart in ways i can never imagine, he heartrubs me.) But then it'll evolve into a whole new word, a heartrubber is someone who possesses quite a flexible heart -- duh, rubber? --. This person claims to be able to love two or more people all at the same time because his/ her heart can extend to them.(e.g. That guy from the basketball team is a player, he is a heartrubber!)

Hurtrob -- for me, this is the most uhmm, emotionally-charged spelling of all. Hurtrob is someone who robs your heart and hurts you in the process. We all encounter a hurtrob at least once in our lives. He can be that childhood sweetheart, that highschool jock, that artsy musician in college or your boss in the office. This guy's Mr. Out-of-my-league. At times, his hurting us and robbing our hearts are unintentional, but since it's a cruel, cruel world, most of the time, it's really intended.

Heartrobe - someone who protects your heart and cares for it. he puts a "robe" around it so it wouldnt be vulnerable. (e.g. I'm not attracted to him, but he's such a heartrobe that i feel safe when im around him.)

That was fun. It just goes to show how easy it is to come up with something with insignificant..



Article was contributed by jhersee-d-goddess at Peyups.com

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As in humaling na humaling na ako sa kanya.

Nakakaadik, pag nakikita ko silang naghahanda ng pagkain ng hari, para akong kinikiliti!

Syempre, gandang-ganda ako kay Jang Geum... kaya kinarir ko na naman kaya lagi ko siya gamit na avatar.

Pero alam nyo, napansin ko lang... mas kamukha ko si Geum Young.

Pero hate ko siya, kasi inaaway niya ako (Jang Geum).

Pag good character ang role ni Geum Young, gagawin ko siyang avatar, hehehe!!!

Wala lang, napansin ko lang. Yun lang. :-D

New THEOLDPATH.TV reflects dramatic simplification, introduction of more Web services

Apalit, Pampanga (January 23, 2006) -- The Members Church of God International recently launched the international version of its streaming media portal Web site, www.angdatingdaan.tv, as THEOLDPATH.TV, which can be accessed at www.theoldpath.tv.

The new Web site's look and design, including its usability and intuitive navigation, reflects a dramatic simplification of the portal for avid foreign audiences of the controversial and sensible television program in the Philippines, The Old Path.

While still in Phase One, the site is made more user-friendly and intuitive to use as enhanced video quality and more Web services are being introduced for the first time such as free download of video content for desktop PC and soon for mobile users.

The Web site also retains one of its most important features, the streaming of live television broadcasts of Ang Dating Daan (The Old Path), Bible Expositions and the top-rated Itanong Mo kay Soriano (a question and answer program with Bro. Eli Soriano).

Part of this rebuild involves re-digitization of video programs to produce broadband quality videos in our library.

With the new THEOLDPATH.TV, it is envisioned that our audience will be able to use the Web site with breeze.

WORST ENEMY: YOURSELF

Ed's Note: Ang mababasa ninyo ay pawang opinion lamang ng may-akda base sa kanyang nararamdaman, at hindi para kontrahin ang sinuman.

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Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang "Your worst enemy is yourself"?

Ako, oo. At sinasabi ko sa 'yo, ang sakit sa ulo no'n.

Alam mo kung bakit?

Ikaw ba naman yung maipit sa nag-uumpugang bato? Yung para bang may dalawang tao pero nasa iisang katawan. Iba yung gusto ng isa sa isa.

Ang gulo ko ano? Sabi ko sa 'yo masakit sa ulo yun eh!

Ewan ko ba! Ako kasi mismo nahihirapan. Iba yung gusto ng isip sa isinisigaw ng puso. Sinasabi ng isip mo na ito ang dapat mong gawin, pero kumokontra naman ang iyong puso. May tiyempo na ginagawa ko kung ano ang rasyonal at lohikal dahil alam ko yun ang nararapat gawin, pero nasasaktan naman ako. Pag tiyempo namang binibigyang daan ko ang nararamdaman ko, para namang may bumubulong sa akin na "oi, bruha, mag-isip-isip ka nga!" Hanggang ang masusunod pa rin ay yung sinasabi ng isip kahit gaano man kahirap at kasakit.

Minsan nga nasasabi ko sa sarili ko na ayaw ko nang mag-isip kasi lagi na lang ako nasasaktan. Sa isang banda, nasasabi ko rin na sana wala na lang akong pakiramdam para di na ako masaktan. Kahit na pinipilit nang limutin yung mga mapait na nangyari, dumarating pa rin yung point na maaalala mo pa rin eh.

Tapos ang mahirap pa ay yung wala kang masabihan. Walang "outlet" kumbaga. Kasi wala kang kasama na pwedeng makinig sa sentiments mo. Kaya ang gagawin mo na lang ay iiyak na lang sa kuwarto, kasi yun lang ang kaya mong gawin.

Pero sa isang banda, maganda rin yung umiyak ka eh. At least, paggising mo sa umaga, okey ka na. Kaya mong nang humarap sa tao na may ngiti at katatagan. Baka isipin tuloy ng iba mapagpanggap pala ako, pero naniniwala ako hindi pagpapanggap ang tawag dun. Basta ang masasabi ko lang, sa kabila ng pagtatalo ng puso't isip ko, sa kabila ng sakit at hirap ng kalooban na nararamdaman ko, hindi ko makakayang tumindig na may buong katatagan sa ibang tao kung wala akong SINASANDIGAN... isang bagay na aking ipinagpapasalamat.

Kung wala yung SANDIGAN ko, ewan ko lang kung magagawa kong balansehin yung dalawang nag-uumpugang bato sa pagkatao ko.

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